Crawlability and Indexation
Robots, sitemaps, canonicals, redirects, noindex, and broken crawled pages.
Point at your website.
Bring me the link and the coffee. I'll do the rest.
Point, pay once, then watch her read your site page by page.
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Point.
Type a URL. Tap the box with the stick if it helps. It doesn't, but it is satisfying.
- 02
Pay $9. Once.
Card via Stripe. No account, no plan, no trial that quietly becomes a plan.
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Watch Webbie work.
A laptop opens on your homepage. She reads up to 50 pages in a real browser, then sorts every problem from biggest to smallest so you know where to start.
Everything that makes a site findable, fast and usable.
50 checks and 286 rules on every check-up. Not security: that is her cousin's job.
Search Presentation
Titles, snippets, favicons, canonicals, and social-share previews.
Semantic Content and GEO Readiness
Headings, landmarks, main content, anchor text, and machine-readable page shape.
Media Quality
Alt text, dimensions, hero-image loading, and image-understanding basics.
Performance and Delivery
Payload weight, JavaScript count, third-party load, and font pressure.
Accessibility Baseline
Language, landmarks, skip links, button names, and tap target signals.
Forms and Conversion Mechanics
Labels, placeholder-only fields, autocomplete, and input hints.
Internationalization, Mobile, and PWA Basics
Viewport, hreflang, language, manifest, and app-readiness signals.
Structured data for rich-result eligibility
Required fields, valid values, and recommended properties across the JSON-LD your pages actually ship.
Markup and Runtime Correctness
Console errors, failed requests, blank renders, and broken browser execution.
Brand discovery: audience, category, and positioning
Make the intended audience, problem space, alternatives, and distinct territory legible.
Technical SEO
Check the crawl, index, render, architecture, schema, and page-experience layers beneath your content.
Watch her do Night Owl Roasters first.
A fictional coffee shop with real problems. The whole story, free, no sign-up.
Play the demo About 25 seconds of her, then you scroll.
Comprehensive check-up for $9
Pay, watch, read everything. She only keeps your card if you ask her to stay.
One check-up
$9once
- Up to 50 pages read and rendered
- Every finding, no locked cards
- A fix prompt for each one
- PDF and a shareable link
- About 3 minutes, start to grade
On watch
$10per month
- One website
- A full check-up every two weeks
- Results by email: concerns flagged, SEO report attached
- New features as she learns them
On call
$30per month
- Everything in On watch
- REST API and MCP, for your editor or your agent
- Run one check at a time, not a full check-up
- Up to 5 full check-ups' worth of checks a month